Trumpty VS Diaper Don (Founding Member Edition)
Ladies and gentlemen, the bout the mainstream media is too afraid to broadcast.
This isn't just a t-shirt; it’s a historical artifact. Commemorating the first legendary clash between the Satire-in-Chief and the Diaper Don, this limited-run tee is built for those who were there before the "redaction" started.
Featuring the iconic boxing match graphic on the front and the official decree on the back, this shirt tells the world you don't just watch history—you mock it.
The Founding Member Details:
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Exclusive Sleeve Print: Features the "Founding Member Edition 2026" seal—This limited time seal of standing will retire to the vault forever before the mid-terms arrive.
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Premium Build: Heavyweight cotton designed to survive many rounds in the ring (or the laundry).
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Official Back Print: Includes the full website URL so the uninitiated know where to find the truth.
Grab yours now and claim your spot in the Humpty Trumpty Foundation. Wear it with pride. Wear it with irony. Just don't wear it to a closed-door deposition.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Real Humpty Trumpty
- Email: contact@support.shop.therealhumptytrumpty.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Trumpty VS Diaper Don (Founding Member Edition) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|